Sunday, March 18, 2012

motor-boating like a boss

Definition taken from urbandictionary.com

Motor-Boating:

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. 
Bruno loves to be motor-boated. That sentence is in the passive tense. Motor-boating being the subject and Bruno, the object.

He's reading a book. I think to myself he looks too peaceful. I tickle him. He starts laughing. I take off my shirt (this is the best part cause he knows it's coming) His lips stretch out, a small grin starts to appear. His eyes light up, like a kid who knows he's going to McDonald's after school. I turn my torso to the right. He snorts as he's trying to resist. SLAP-SLAP-SLAP-SLAP and he is LAUGHING like I've never seen him laugh before. The most genuine laugh - It makes my heart warm.
I always do it a wee bit longer. I know it makes his day. And oddly enough, mine too.